Happy Noo Year!!!

{ January 1, 2008 @ 12:59 am } · { Uncategorized }
{ Tags: 2008, New year, resolutions }

And once again, I’m speaking to you, my dear chums and chumettes (a.k.a. blog-reading people, whoever you may be. I can’t be bothered to find out, really.) on a special occasion.

In a few hours’ time, it’ll be 2008. Okay, maybe in a few minutes —

Alrighty then, obviously those few sentences I’ve written above have taken me TWO YEARS. Anyway. Yep, it’s 2008. Whoopee. Only I just happen to NOT be able to see WHAT there is to whoopee about. But whatever. I’m still going to ramble on for the sake of you blog-reading people.

Top 10 New Year’s resolutions:

1. Spend more QUALITY time with my fabbest fabby fab pet tortoise, Timmy. (And yes, her name is Timmy. No one knows why.)
2. Glue my eyes to textbooksorwhateverbookthingsitis.
3. BE A VEGETARIAN. someday.
4. No, really. EVERYONE should be one. A vegetarian, I mean. Do you have ANY idea how much…
5. And have I mentioned spending more time with my absolutely lovely pet tortoise? It’s just
6. ADORABLE. I mean, when it gets hungry, it’ll start screaming. (not literally.) Well, I can see that that’s not exactly one of it’s lovable times, but hey, there’s once when it got it’s own poo all over itself for God-knows-why, and then I had to scrub all that dried up poo off it. And do you know how ADORABLE it was??? Timmy turned it’s head to look at me, and it tried to bite me! Okay, that wasn’t so lovable either. But trust me, it’s fabby fab, most of the time. When you don’t count the poo, and ‘screaming’, and pee, and…
7. You know, this new year isn’t very family-ish, seeing that both mom and dad have gone to bed and knocked off to dreamland the moment their heads hit the pillows. How can they do that, anyway? I mean, there’s no getting sleepy, then unconscious, then asleep. Just, wham. Asleep.
8. Be more attentive. In the past, grandad has said I ‘had the attention span of a pea,’ but what he doesn’t know is that I have surprising powers of discipline. When I put my mind to things, I can do them. For instance, even though I’m dead tired now and it’s about a billion hours past midnight, it is absolutely imperative that I drag myself to the bathroom and brush my pearly whites and wash my face and cleanse…
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